tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4678417572474912022011-07-29T00:01:39.890-07:00There are so many Lifetime movies of how women are mistreated, and men portrayed as the bad guy, I wanted to make a movie of how men also get the short end of the stick. After many tries, a movie script was too pathetic. Instead I came up with the idea of taking the best spousal jabs, and thoughts to myself, and putting them into a cartoon book. Sort of bitter sweet this way. You laugh, but deep down ... This blog is for capturing some of these gems ...Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-55132837152822940132009-06-23T21:03:00.001-07:002009-06-23T21:03:45.345-07:00Every month I pay a $2000 Visa bill without question. How come I charge $32 I get told I have to "discuss it first". Double standard? (a thought to myself)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-5513283715282294013?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-81291780314237986812008-12-28T21:11:00.000-08:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00When she is sick, I take care of her. When I'm sick she gets mad and makes me sleep on the couch (a thought to myself).<br /><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-8129178031423798681?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-46088627548421362712008-12-27T20:55:00.000-08:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00I can't hardly wait for the day when I don't have to deal with you anymore.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-4608862754842136271?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-82914420573403793272008-11-22T13:08:00.000-08:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00You are going to die alone; I'm going to make sure of it ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-8291442057340379327?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-72535584441879233862008-09-12T09:10:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00If you want to goto the doctor and have your vocal cords removed so you don't talk anymore, I'll drive you ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-7253558444187923386?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-1671533186792842222008-08-30T21:20:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00Money isn't the reason we keep you around, it just makes it easier.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-167153318679284222?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-77651795967902428112008-07-27T08:21:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00Whenever she speaks to me, why is every word laced with venom? (a thought to myself)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-7765179596790242811?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-39285509119185364892008-06-02T11:45:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.971-08:00Why would I want to celebrate 20 years of hell?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-3928550911918536489?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-58558340192784242432008-04-17T20:02:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop? (a thought to myself)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-5855834019278424243?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-77230879685923252442008-04-17T20:01:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I&#39;m not back. That&#39;s right, I got the groceries! (a thought to myself)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-7723087968592325244?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-87610444307564473122008-04-17T19:58:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking. (a thought to myself)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-8761044430756447312?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-24985486769834875422008-04-17T19:55:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00Our marriage, it&#39;s just logistics ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-2498548676983487542?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-84862129801064254132008-04-17T19:50:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00Do you know what a real waste of money is? Spending $20 on dinner with you last Friday<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-8486212980106425413?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-25981474958792748592008-04-17T19:44:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00Why don&#39;t you stop breathing. That would be great<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-2598147495879274859?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-467841757247491202.post-57961532596308838372008-04-17T19:42:00.000-07:002009-02-23T15:47:05.972-08:00If we were not broke, and I had the money, I would leave you today.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/467841757247491202-5796153259630883837?l=newalonesoul.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Billhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04878276370422642319noreply@blogger.com0