When she is sick, I take care of her. When I'm sick she gets mad and makes me sleep on the couch (a thought to myself).

I can't hardly wait for the day when I don't have to deal with you anymore.

You are going to die alone; I'm going to make sure of it ...

If you want to goto the doctor and have your vocal cords removed so you don't talk anymore, I'll drive you ...

Money isn't the reason we keep you around, it just makes it easier.

Whenever she speaks to me, why is every word laced with venom? (a thought to myself)

Why would I want to celebrate 20 years of hell?

When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop? (a thought to myself)

Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I'm not back. That's right, I got the groceries! (a thought to myself)

I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking. (a thought to myself)

Our marriage, it's just logistics ...

Do you know what a real waste of money is? Spending $20 on dinner with you last Friday

Why don't you stop breathing. That would be great

If we were not broke, and I had the money, I would leave you today.