There are so many Lifetime movies of how women are mistreated, and men portrayed as the bad guy, I wanted to make a movie of how men also get the short end of the stick. After many tries, a movie script was too pathetic. Instead I came up with the idea of taking the best spousal jabs, and thoughts to myself, and putting them into a cartoon book. Sort of bitter sweet this way. You laugh, but deep down ... This blog is for capturing some of these gems ...
Thursday, April 17, 2008
When you shop alone all the time, why does it seem only couples shop? (a thought to myself)
Why am I rushing to get home? Nobody will notice I'm not back. That's right, I got the groceries! (a thought to myself)
I thought I was having chest pains last night. Found out that it was just my heart breaking. (a thought to myself)
Our marriage, it's just logistics ...
Do you know what a real waste of money is? Spending $20 on dinner with you last Friday
Why don't you stop breathing. That would be great
If we were not broke, and I had the money, I would leave you today.
